BERTHA

Your AI Chief of Staff

  • 3 clients already running Bertha
  • 7-day deployment target
  • Faction-managed, not self-serve

10 total spots. Faction reviews every application personally. Not every business is the right fit — and we’ll tell you honestly if you’re not.

Cohort 1 Capacity

7 of 10 spots filled
3 spots remaining. Applications reviewed in order received.

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What eats your time that shouldn’t need you?

We ran Bertha internally first.
Here’s what happened.

Before opening a single spot to clients, Faction ran Bertha as our own operating system.
These are real outcomes from real usage — not projections.

Daily Operations

Decision Quality

Communications

Bertha deploys 3 new clients per month.
That’s the ceiling.

This isn’t manufactured scarcity. Every Bertha deployment requires Beth’s direct involvement — discovery, prompt architecture, governance framework, 30-day calibration. She owns every client’s operating system personally.

We could take more clients. We won’t. Because the quality of Bertha’s output — and the quality of Faction’s support — depends on us staying close to every deployment. That’s the model. Take it or leave it.

Six functions. One operator. Running daily.

Bertha isn’t a chatbot. She’s an AI operating system configured to your business, your language, your priorities — and maintained by Faction so she stays sharp every month.

What a day with Bertha looks like.

This is the operating cadence Faction configures in your first 30 days. Every month it gets smarter as Bertha learns your patterns, your language, and what actually drives your business.

6:30 AMMorning briefing — top 3 priorities, open decisions, key intel from the last 24 hours
9:00 AMMeeting prep package — context, agenda, key talking points before your first call
12:00 PMMidday pulse — open action items, anything flagged urgent since morning
4:00 PMEnd-of-day wrap — what got done, what’s carrying forward, comms to review
WeeklyProgress-to-goals report, team accountability summary, next week’s priority stack
MonthlyFaction optimization review — prompt tuning, new workflows, recalibration to evolving priorities

The problems Bertha was built to solve.

These aren’t hypotheticals. This is the coordination work draining founders and CEOs in businesses exactly like yours.

You don’t buy Bertha. You apply.
We decide together if it’s right.

From zero to operating in 30 days.

Vibe Coding hours to prototype the winning idea same day — from $2,000 for 10 hrs.

01Discovery Call (Week 1)
2–3 hours. Business model, team structure, pain points, communication style, decision patterns. This is the intake that shapes everything.
02Bertha Configuration (Weeks 1–2)
Faction builds your instance — prompt architecture, operating rhythm, briefing templates, voice guide, and tool integrations.
03Governance Framework (Week 2)
What Bertha handles autonomously. What she flags. What requires you. Structured oversight from day one.
0430-Day Calibration (Month 1)
Faction stays close. Rapid iteration. Bertha learns your language, your rhythm, your actual decision patterns — not a generic template.
05Ongoing Optimization (Month 2+)
Monthly retainer includes prompt tuning, new workflow deployment, quarterly recalibration. Bertha improves instead of drifting.

✓Full discovery and business immersion session

✓Bertha prompt architecture and configuration

✓Operating rhythm design — daily, weekly, monthly

✓Governance and human-in-the-loop framework

✓Communications voice guide and template library

✓Tool integration mapping (Slack, email, calendar, CRM)

✓30-day calibration with Faction oversight

✓Monthly optimization — Faction stays in it with you

Pricing is shared during the discovery call. No surprises. Cohort 1 founding clients receive locked-in rates for the duration of their engagement.

We don’t sell you a tool.
We run it with you.

The AI market is flooded with people who configure something, hand you a document, and disappear. That’s not how we operate — and it’s not what Bertha needs to deliver real value.

Bertha is a living operating system. She needs ongoing calibration as your business evolves, new workflows as you grow, and a team that understands AI deeply enough to make her better every month. That’s Faction.

Real operators, not theorists

We’ve built and run platforms at scale. We know what works in a business context — and what looks good in a deck but fails in the field.

Data-first philosophy

We build clean foundations before pointing AI at anything. Bertha runs on solid architecture — not duct tape and prompts.

Human-in-the-loop by design

Governance framework built in from day one. Bertha supports your decisions — she doesn’t make them. You’re always in control.

A door to bigger things

Bertha clients see what Faction can do. When you’re ready to build your own AI infrastructure, we’re already in the room with you.

BERTHA IS READY.
ARE YOU?

10 spots. 7 filled. Cohort 1 deploys Q2 2026.
Apply now — a Faction team member responds within 1 business day.

Cohort 2 opens July 2026 — join the Cohort 2 waitlist if Cohort 1 fills before you apply.

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